General Questions

What is The Revelation of Trump?
The Revelation of Trump is a sanctuary of humor, light, and patriotism, offering satirical candles and content inspired by a divine vision of faith and MAGA greatness.

Are these products blessed or holy?
While our candles are not officially blessed, they’re infused with divine inspiration and a whole lot of patriotic spirit.

Is this website serious or satirical?
We’re seriously satirical. Our mission is to blend faith, humor, and patriotism into products and content that make you laugh, think, and maybe even pray a little.

Who are the “hat wearers”?
The hat wearers are the faithful adorned in their crowns of MAGA glory. As the Gospel of Trumpianity says: “Blessed are the hat wearers, for theirs is the kingdom of style.”

Why candles?
Because nothing says divine revelation like a candle’s warm glow—unless it’s a golden flame of MAGA greatness.

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16. Shipping and Returns
17. Do you ship internationally?
    Yes, but only to the truly faithful. We ship to the USA, Canada, and select international countries.
18. How much does shipping cost?
    Flat rates apply: $10 for USA, $15 for Canada, and $25 for international orders.
19. How long does shipping take?
    USA orders arrive in 5–7 business days. Canada and international orders may take 10–14 days.
20. Can I return my candle if I’m not satisfied?
    If the light doesn’t shine as expected, you can return unused candles within 30 days.
21. What if my candle arrives damaged?
    If your candle is smote during shipping, contact us, and we’ll send a replacement

Sunday Services

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What is the Sunday Service?
The Sunday Service is our weekly blog post that delivers divine Trumpian teachings, inspired by Bible stories but reimagined with Trump as the guiding figure. Think of it as the gospel for the modern age—filled with humor, patriotism, and a touch of light-hearted reverence.

What kind of stories can I expect in the Sunday Service?
Each week, we share a Trumpian take on classic Biblical stories. Past sermons have included tales like “Trump Parts the Seas” and “Trump Builds an Ark.” Each story is crafted to inspire, entertain, and keep the faithful coming back.

How can I receive updates about the Sunday Service?
Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter, where we announce each week’s post. Or simply visit the blog every Sunday to read the latest revelation!

Can I contribute to the Sunday Service?
Do you have a divine Trumpian tale to share? Send us your ideas! We might feature your story in an upcoming service.

Are the Sunday Services religious?
The Sunday Services are satirical, blending humor, patriotism, and Biblical inspiration to entertain and engage our readers. They’re not affiliated with any official religion.

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Product Questions

Can I use these candles for prayer?
Absolutely. Whether you’re praying for guidance, humor, or the next election, our candles are here to light the way.

What are the candles made of?
Our candles are made from premium soy wax and infused with heavenly scents like “Patriot Breeze” and “Golden Opportunity.”

Do the candles smell like Trump?
No, but they smell like winning. Every scent is inspired by the greatness of light and laughter.

How long do the candles burn?
Each candle burns for approximately 45 hours, giving you plenty of time to bask in the light of revelation.

Are there limited-edition candles?
Yes! Keep an eye on our shop for special editions like “The MAGA Messiah” or “The Holy Tweet.”